badmuthafucker33:

Coming to America
"The royal penis is clean your highness"
Victoria Dillard

realitytvgifs:

same

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there



egberts:

where can i buy that for free



anyway, whatever i guess.
me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

(Source: moon-rabbits)


When you don’t get a text back you be reviewing the conversation to see where you messed up and shit

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay)



howtobeterrell:

jddiamond:

natsukogirl766:

beyonce with some friends from middle school 

You tried it

Raise your hands if you will be kicked out of the group

pale-babes-of-ghetto:

—

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 



remember-when-we:

if you want to make yourself feel better the best thing to do is throw everything in the laundry clean or not clean, including your bed sheets, use all of your fabric softener and just put on those comfy sweats and lay in your new comfy sheets. you feel so new its invigorating 



crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

(Source: georgemallory)



memeqveen:

MY ANACONDA DONT


ohpardonme:

the-hypnotic:

how can I not reblog this?

Exactly how I should roll out the bed each morning!

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded



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