BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via gnarly)

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dreadful-secrets:

kayleeromesburg:

Fuck this. Fuck this post so much.
Do not tell me your best friend would not sit in at your lunch table for three fucking days just staring blankly at your old seat wishing that you were there  to fill the space with laughter.
Do not tell me your younger brother would not break down in the middle of class because you guys started talking about your favorite type of subject in school.
Do not tell me your mother  would not stare into the mirror with trembling lips wishing she could be bringing you home from the hospital rather than having to escort you away in a casket to the nearest graveyard.
Do not tell me your father would not begin working the night shifts to distract himself of the silence at home because you’re not up until the ungodly hours of the night talking to what’s-his/her-face on the phone because you guys are so in love.
Do not tell me your boyfriend/girlfriend would not go into your room and put on the last hoodie you wore trying to desperately imprint your sent onto their skin so they never forget your smell.
Do not tell me your friends would not stare blankly  at the gymnasium wall after the principal has announced your death to the entire school making no sound trying to convince themselves this is just another one of your impractical jokes.
Do NOT fucking TELL ME this bullshit line of how the stars would still appear the sun would still come out the earth would still rotate and the seasons will still change because without YOU you lil beautiful piece of human being none of these people will want ANY of that to happen.
So yes.
Fuck this.
Fuck this post so much.

Reblogging for the comment because damn

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theheartmaid:

djcornbread:

1-800-fuckyourselfbietch:

click play and watch the .gif

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im glad god made you.

FUCKING KILL ME I AM SCREAMING IT WORKS PERFECTLY NO MATTER WHERE YOU START?????????????????????//

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geralynnn:

cannabisz:

☾

It’s 1:56am and I’m sleeping so shut up.



kmcroisiere:


R.I.P. Aaliyah  January 16, 1979-August 25, 2001

futurefantasticxmasurl:

qtheresurrection:


Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

So realistic!!

yeah steven looks almost human here

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

(Source: acquirethetaste)



broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day



bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again


shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual)



midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image



femburton:

sexdrugsbeyonce:

kingofconeyisland:



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